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Dad Pulls U-Turn To Get Better Look At Water Main Break

“Look, a water main break!” local dad Pete Benson shouted as he swung the car around to get a better look at broken pavement and a puddle of water on Palomino Drive in Cleveland, Ohio. “Oh yeah, definitely some pipe issues there.” It was unclear why Benson felt the need to take a second pass,

Dad Pulls U-Turn To Get Better Look At Water Main Break
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Dad Reminds Daughter He’s Not Her Personal Chauffeur

Despite what his 14-year-old daughter Debra thinks, Bill Benson is not her personal chauffeur, he recently told the teen after she asked him to drive her to a friend’s house. “Is my name Alfred and am I wearing a funny little hat?” Benson asked his bewildered daughter, who clearly didn’t understand that personal drivers used

Dad Reminds Daughter He’s Not Her Personal Chauffeur
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Dad Way Too Excited To Break Out Snow Blower After Storm

After a recent snowstorm left seven inches of snow in Madison, Wisconsin, neighbors have reported that 48-year-old father-of-two Jonathan Franklin has been “way too excited” at the prospect of taking his snow blower out from the garage. His daughter Chloe told reporters, “It’s twisted. It’s like 15 degrees outside, and he’s all ‘oh goody I

Dad Way Too Excited To Break Out Snow Blower After Storm
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Caroling Dad Obviously A Bit Drunk

As George Anderson of Evanston, Illinois led a group of family and friends Christmas caroling throughout the neighborhood, several neighbors reported that the 53-year-old father-of-four may be “a little drunk,” no doubt the result of drinking several glasses of heavily spiked eggnog to “warm himself up” a mere 30 minutes earlier. While the group of

Caroling Dad Obviously A Bit Drunk
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Neighbor Has No Idea How To Build Shed, Dad Decides

It only took local dad Bill Benson about 45 seconds to come to the realization that his neighbor Fred Lansing is basically clueless when it comes to constructing a proper shed. “He calls that a foundation?” Benson snarked to himself as he chugged a beer and watched Lansing measure a 2×4. “Yeah, better make sure

Neighbor Has No Idea How To Build Shed, Dad Decides