A 10-piece bucket of fried chicken was polished off in about 15 minutes yesterday at the Jones household in suburban Dallas. According to witnesses, the food “never stood a chance” against the family of four. “The moment I saw Sheila carrying that bucket in from the car, I thought to myself ‘It’ll all be over
The 2018 Olympic Winter Games are nearly upon us, and while the world’s best athletes prepare to compete, 38-year-old father of two Gary Benson thinks he also has what it takes. “Look, I’m doing it right now,” he said, lying on his couch and munching on potato chips. “Seriously, just put me on the sled
After years of bumping the back of the garage, or not driving in the car quite enough to close the garage door, local dad Aaron Johnson has begrudgingly decided that it is about time he hangs up a tennis ball on a string in his garage. Johnson, who said he’s had enough of “eyeballing his
“That lawn is an abomination,” Wisconsin father of four Steve Berton recently said aloud to nobody in particular as he looked over the fence at his neighbor’s yard. “I don’t care if it’s the middle of winter, that grass really pisses me off.” Berton, a self-proclaimed lawn expert, “had a good mind to go over
After enduring nearly 10 minutes of non-stop bickering between his two sons in the back seat of the family minivan, Pennsylvania dad Mark Halder could take no more. “I’ll turn this car around right now,” he snapped, glaring at his 10-year-old and 8-year-old in the rear view mirror. “Don’t even test me.” While it wasn’t
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