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Dad Keeps Asking If Anyone Else Thinks Lawn Could Use Some Mowing

Despite large patches of lawn that need to be re-seeded, as well as sections that still have residual snow, Sycamore Township, Ohio father-of-three Brett Cornington has spent the past week asking friends, family and coworkers if “anyone else thinks that the lawn could use some mowing.” Cornington, who has not taken his lawnmower out since

Dad Keeps Asking If Anyone Else Thinks Lawn Could Use Some Mowing
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Nation’s Dads Agree: Your Room Not Going To Clean Itself

A committee of dads have reviewed pictures of your messy bedroom and unanimously decided it will not clean itself. “You’re going to have to clean up this mess if you want to use the car tonight,” a spokesman for the National Alliance Of Dads recently informed you. “Your father doesn’t put a roof over your

Nation’s Dads Agree: Your Room Not Going To Clean Itself
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Man Still Waiting For Someone To Notice He Stained The Fence

Don Stein, 40, spent more than five hours sealing and staining his backyard fence last weekend, but is still waiting for anyone — his wife, kids, a neighbor — to notice. “I mean look at how beautiful it came out,” he said, admiring the fence through the window. “It’s been three days and not a

Man Still Waiting For Someone To Notice He Stained The Fence
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Dad Keeps Adding Mayonnaise To Recipes

According to sources within the Harrison family, 51-year-old father of three and self-proclaimed “household chef” John Harrison has managed to add mayonnaise to almost every single recipe he has cooked over the past three years. Harrison, who cooks for his wife and children most nights, and enjoys bringing his “creations” to pot lucks, claims mayonnaise

Dad Keeps Adding Mayonnaise To Recipes
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Breaking News: Dad Watching Shawshank Redemption Again

Kevin Benson recently walked into the living room to find his dad, Steve, watching Shawshank Redemption on TNT. According to the elder Benson, he simply can’t help himself. “Any time it’s on TV, I have some weird compulsion to watch it all the way to end,” he said. “I’ve missed football games. I’ve been late

Breaking News: Dad Watching Shawshank Redemption Again