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Dad Who Forgot Anniversary Better Not Forget Mother’s Day

With Mother’s Day fast approaching, residents of Youngstown, Ohio are keeping an eye on 49-year-old local dad Brendan Andrews, who disastrously forgot his wedding anniversary back in December and has been “on thin ice” ever since. Most observers agree that if Andrews forgets Mother’s Day as well, there’s going to be hell to pay. “Oh

Dad Who Forgot Anniversary Better Not Forget Mother’s Day
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Local Dad Teaches 3-Year-Old Son How To Shave

Swearing he sees some “peach fuzz” on the face of his first-born child, 38-year-old dad Jacob Pressley has taken it upon himself to teach his 3-year-old son how to shave. “Teaching your son how to shave is an important bonding experience,” Pressley told reporters. “And honestly, I think Caleb is more than ready to learn

Local Dad Teaches 3-Year-Old Son How To Shave
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Dad Really Passionate About Avoiding Smudges On Bathroom Mirror

Reports have surfaced that Richmond, Virginia father-of-three Charley Winters has recently taken it upon himself to ensure that the bathroom mirror never gets smudged. After a particularly vigorous bathroom cleaning session, Winters has been seen guarding the mirror, blurting out statements like, “Don’t smudge that!” and “I just Windexed that, Colin” to the rest of

Dad Really Passionate About Avoiding Smudges On Bathroom Mirror
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Dads Nationwide Welcome “Sandals With Socks” Season

As temperatures have finally started to rise after an unusually long winter, dads across America have officially announced the beginning of “sandals with socks” season. This time of year, which usually lasts from April until July, is a season when dads can embrace the warmth of socks with the casualness of sandals, all while ignoring

Dads Nationwide Welcome “Sandals With Socks” Season
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New “iPhone For Dads” Just A Razr Flip Phone Painted White

In an attempt to resonate with the modern dad, Apple has announced the launch of a new, exciting addition to their line of smartphones. After years of research. they have developed the iDadPhone, which is just a Razr flip phone painted white with an Apple logo on it. Apple CEO Tim Cook heralded the iDadPhone,

New “iPhone For Dads” Just A Razr Flip Phone Painted White