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Local Dad Goes On Diet, Switching To Light Beer

Mike Shremp, a 48-year-old father of three, has announced that for the following few weeks, he will be going on a diet. His diet, which he calls the “Dad Diet,” involves eating the same foods, and spending the same amount of time on the recliner. In fact, the only calorie-cutting measure Shremp aims to take

Local Dad Goes On Diet, Switching To Light Beer
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Nation’s Dads Officially Announce Start Of Hammock Season

With spring in full swing and summer just around the corner, dads across the nation have announced the beginning of Hammock Season. Hammock Season, which typically runs from May until September, is largely believed to be one of the most important seasons for dads, along with Sandals With Socks Season, Watching the Thermostat Season, and,

Nation’s Dads Officially Announce Start Of Hammock Season
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Local Dad Can Still Crush It At Beer Pong

While attending a younger neighbor’s barbecue, local dad Frank Tumbell, 53, wowed onlookers by proving that, despite his age, he can still crush it at beer pong. Tumbell, who reluctantly joined a team whose partner had just left the party, ended up making seven of the ten cups on his own, including a bounce and

Local Dad Can Still Crush It At Beer Pong
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Husband Doesn’t Know Why He’s Apologizing, But He’s Really Sorry

Local man Jeremy Barrett has been observed apologizing to his wife, Susan, for the better part of the afternoon, despite having absolutely no idea what he is apologizing for. Barrett, who has been married for four years, came home from work Friday afternoon to find his wife asking if he “has anything to say” for

Husband Doesn’t Know Why He’s Apologizing, But He’s Really Sorry
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“Don’t Tell Mom,” Dad Says After Ordering 4th Beer At Game

While taking his two children to their annual father-sons baseball game, 48-year-old John Warrick ordered his fourth beer of the game while requesting that no one tell their mother. “Listen, don’t tell mom, okay?” Warrick pleaded while ordering a Bud Light in the 7th inning right before they cut off sales of alcohol. “It’ll be

“Don’t Tell Mom,” Dad Says After Ordering 4th Beer At Game