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Local Dad Celebrates Father’s Day By Sleeping In Until 6:45

For Father’s Day, as a “gift for himself,” local dad Jerry Ackleson decided to sleep in a little while on Sunday. His family respected his wishes, and was shocked that he made it all the way until 6:45 in the morning before finally getting out of bed. “I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen

Local Dad Celebrates Father’s Day By Sleeping In Until 6:45
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Dad’s Farmer’s Tan Going to Be Pretty Epic This Year

According to sources familiar with the situation, Richard Benson, a 43-year-old father-of-two from Tallahassee, is on pace to have a “pretty epic” farmer’s tan by the end of the summer. Benson, who has been doing a lot of gardening and lawn work this spring, appears to already have a mid-August level of farmer’s tan, with

Dad’s Farmer’s Tan Going to Be Pretty Epic This Year
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Dad Spends Entire Afternoon Trying Download Song On iPhone

Jeremy Cope, a 53-year-old father-of-two in New Haven, Connecticut, reportedly spent an entire afternoon unsuccessfully trying to add a song he downloaded to his iPhone from his desktop computer. “No, I see the iPhone thing on the iTunes, I just don’t know how to tell the phone to take the new song,” Cope was overheard

Dad Spends Entire Afternoon Trying Download Song On iPhone
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Dad Notices Leaky Pipe And Claims That It Is Now “On”

It was going to be a normal day for local dad Brent Benson. Then he spotted a leaky pipe under the sink in the upstairs bathroom, and that changed everything. “Oh it’s on now,” Benson muttered to himself as he immediately went to the garage to fetch his tools. Benson’s family has seen this before.

Dad Notices Leaky Pipe And Claims That It Is Now “On”
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Dad’s “Secret Grill Marinade” Just Butter And Salt

Residents of Akron, Ohio have announced that they believe they have discovered the heretofore secret grilling marinade of local dad, Trent Johnson. Johnson, who brags about his marinade at every barbecue he attends, has so far refused to verify the recipe, but reports indicate that it consists entirely of melted butter and a “butt load”

Dad’s “Secret Grill Marinade” Just Butter And Salt