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Dad’s Running Shorts 3 Inches Too Short, Family Reports

Reports are coming out of the Sanders family in Dubuque, Iowa that father of three Jeremy Sanders has recently started jogging in shorts that are “at least” three inches too short. Sanders, who goes out multiple days a week to either jog or speed walk, claims that the shorts give him the mobility he needs,

Dad’s Running Shorts 3 Inches Too Short, Family Reports
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“That’s Gonna Need A Second Coat,” Dad Decides

Despite all evidence to the contrary, the spare bedroom requires a second coat of beige paint, according to Gary Benson, 54. “Look, you can see the primer bleeding through right there,” he said, pointing at a portion of the wall. “You have to look close to notice it.” Benson’s wife and teenage son both tried

“That’s Gonna Need A Second Coat,” Dad Decides
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Dad “Pretty Sure” He Could Still Become Astronaut If He Put His Mind To It

According to sources within his family, 49-year-old father Johnathan Riggston decided to claim yesterday during a lull in the evening’s dinner conversation, that he was “pretty sure” he could still become an astronaut if he put his mind to it. “Yeah, I mean, I get that those guys have to be in shape and be

Dad “Pretty Sure” He Could Still Become Astronaut If He Put His Mind To It
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Local Dad Gets Into Heated Argument With Siri

Witnesses have reported observing Robert Sharp, a 54-year-old father of four, engaged in a heated argument with Siri, the smart assistant on his iPhone 6. Sharp, who has been using iPhone products for the past eight years, still hasn’t quite worked out how to operate Siri, as he was heard shouting, “No, Siri, I said

Local Dad Gets Into Heated Argument With Siri
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Local Dad Receives Same Tie From All Three Sons For Father’s Day

Father’s Day got off to a rough start for Drew Pendleton, a 43-year-old from Cary, Texas, when all three of his sons purchased the exact same time as his Father’s Day gift. The tie, an understated blue with yellow stripes, was apparently on sale at the neighborhood Kohl’s, leading each son to purchase one, independently,

Local Dad Receives Same Tie From All Three Sons For Father’s Day