John Sharp, a 42-year-old father of three from Asheville, North Carolina, has announced that he’s purchased “all the supplies needed” for an upcoming 12-hour road trip after acquiring a full three pounds of black licorice from a neighborhood Costco. “Yup, I’ve got everything packed,” Sharp told his family. “Phone charger? Check. Maps? You bet. Rocking
Frank Jones isn’t much of a gamer, but even he has become obsessed with Fortnite Battle Royale after learning players can build items. “Dude, this game has schematics!” Jones exclaimed. “I mean, look at this. I’ve got my adhesive resin, nuts ‘n bolts and batteries. This is like the best game ever.” Johnson, 38, has
Despite not having completed his chores yet for this week, 12-year-old Bobby Benson recently asked his dad for next week’s payment in advance. “Look, that new megashark movie is coming out and all my friends are going to see it,” explained the 7th grader to his father. “I wouldn’t be asking if it wasn’t important.
Local father Daryl Johnson has been spotted by neighbors mowing his lawn just hours after it was mowed by his 15-year-old son Jacob, for which he was paid $15. While Jacob seemed to mow most of the lawn relatively well, Johnson was seen checking various spots of the grass before going into the garage and
52-year-old Paul Gordon of Neenah, Wisconsin announced to his family this week that he has decided to “splurge” and get himself a pair of “camping Crocs.” The move comes as no surprise to his two daughters and wife, who have remarked how Gordon seems to have a different pair of Crocs for every occasion in
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