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Dad Keeps Using The Word “Lit” Wrong

According to his teenage children, local dad Jonathan Sanders has recently been using the word “lit” in conversation at an alarming rate. This is proving to be doubly frustrating as it has become apparent that Sanders has absolutely know idea what the word means. “Hey kids, keeping it lit up today?” Sanders was recently heard

Dad Keeps Using The Word “Lit” Wrong
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Group Of Dads Fantasize About Pulling A Heist

Just two beers into their monthly night hanging out at the local bar, a group of dads began talking about “how cool” it would be to “pull a heist.” “Obviously, we would never do it, but man, wouldn’t it be awesome to rob a bank? Or like a casino or something?” asked 45-year-old Jake Denton.

Group Of Dads Fantasize About Pulling A Heist
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Local Dad Pretty Sure Valentine’s Day Still Weeks Away

Lawrence, Kansas native Bill Benson isn’t worried about getting his wife a Valentine’s Day gift yet, as he believes the holiday is still weeks away. “I’ll worry about it over the weekend or maybe next week sometime,” he said Monday morning, not realizing he had less than four days to make up for last year’s

Local Dad Pretty Sure Valentine’s Day Still Weeks Away
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Local Man Deeply Suspicious Of His Amazon Echo

Ever since receiving a brand new Amazon Echo as a Christmas present, local man John Wogman, 31, has been deeply suspicious of the device, despite setting it up in his living room. “Yeah, I mean, I guess it’s pretty useful and stuff,” Wogman explained. “Like, it can tell me the weather outside, and set timers.

Local Man Deeply Suspicious Of His Amazon Echo
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Man Disappointed In Son’s Lawn Mowing Skills

Dallas native Ken Benson expressed frustration and dismay after his 14-year-old son “practically ruined” the backyard with a bad mow. “I really thought I raised him better than this,” said Benson, motioning to the uneven lines. “Is it that hard to properly mow straight lines? I went over this with him multiple times before agreeing

Man Disappointed In Son’s Lawn Mowing Skills