Tensions ran high this week as neighbors Brad Katz, 46, and Stewart Kendall, 53, found themselves in a heated exchange over proper lawn mowing techniques, at one point nearly coming to blows. The argument started with an innocent statement by Katz noting that Kendall was not using a mulch bag, even though it had rained
Despite having eaten there at least once a month for the past eight years, local dad Jared Andrews, 53, is still unable to correctly pronounce the name of the fast casual eatery, Chipotle. “Oh yeah, I love Chip-attle,” Andrews was overheard recently as his nearby children visibly cringed. “It’s just so frustrating,” vented his oldest
Claiming it was “just starting to feel tropical out here,” Midwestern native Dave Sanders has decided that today’s current high temperature of 60 degrees was warm enough to justify wearing his favorite gaudy Hawaiian shirt. Sanders has been seen strolling around in his mostly red-and-white patterned shirt and cargo shorts, shooting finger guns to strangers
Chicago Resident Andrew Scotts, 29, recently decided to re-watch the hit HBO series Game of Thrones before the airing of the show’s final season. While many fans have had the same idea, Scotts appears to be very proud of his dedication, as he has been seen bragging about this fact to coworkers and friends for weeks.
According to his two children and his wife who does most of the household cooking, Dan Sterns, 43, has recently begun bragging that he is a “master chef,” even though the majority of his cooking involves making ramen noodle packets. “I don’t mean to brag, but I’m kind of a cooking wiz,” Sterns was heard
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