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Man Refers To Every Other Driver On Road As ‘Pal’

During a particularly frustrating rush hour drive home, 34-year-old Andrew Smith started referring to every other driver on the road as “pal.” “Oh Jeeze, nice blinker pal!” the visibly frustrated accountant shouted at a Kia that just cut him off. “Oh yeah, sure pal, no need to catch up to the car in front of

Man Refers To Every Other Driver On Road As ‘Pal’
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Dad Smushes Spider, Won’t Stop Bragging About It

Shortly after stepping on a spider found in the house, local dad Brent Siller began bragging about his deed. Now, several days later, this 42-year-old father of two simply won’t shut up about it. “Yeah, it’s getting really annoying,” his 14-year-old son Parker reported. “Like, he keeps saying stuff like ‘watch out, there might be

Dad Smushes Spider, Won’t Stop Bragging About It
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Your Bracket Losing To Someone That’s Never Watched Basketball

Much to your utter dismay, after months of meticulous research and game-film study, your NCAA bracket is currently losing to someone who has literally never watched a game of basketball in their life. While you thought heavily about what number 12 seeds would pull off an upset this year, and you even correctly predicted UC-Irvine’s

Your Bracket Losing To Someone That’s Never Watched Basketball
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‘It’s Just A Broken Wrist,’ Says Dad Refusing To See Doctor

Several hours after accidentally smashing his arm in a car door and almost certainly breaking his wrist, 42-year-old man Jeremy Steffews has continued to ignore his family’s plea to see a doctor, saying it’s “no big deal.” “Listen, it’s just a broken wrist,” a clearly-in-pain Steffews claimed while holding the injured limb, which has already

‘It’s Just A Broken Wrist,’ Says Dad Refusing To See Doctor
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‘It Wasn’t THAT Spicy’ Says Man Clearly In Extreme Agony

Shortly after taking a few bites of a dish called “Jungle Curry” at a local Taiwanese restaurant, 26-year-old Richard Watson insisted to his friends that the extra spicy dish “wasn’t that bad,” as beads of sweat began to form on his forehead. “No, it’s pretty good actually,” Watson panted as he clearly struggled to take

‘It Wasn’t THAT Spicy’ Says Man Clearly In Extreme Agony