According to multiple sources, Chicago resident Craig Smothers refuses to eat lettuce, or any vegetable, with one caveat—if it is a topping on a juicy burger. Smothers, who describes his diet as, “Probably fine?” goes out of his way to avoid vegetables in all instances, though he has decided that he finds the crunch of

After a brief cold spell left local dad Ron Staller using the stove to prepare most of the family’s meals for four whole days, the 44-year-old St. Paul, Minnesota resident expressed relief when the outdoor temperature rose to 15 degrees, which Staller declared “grilling weather.” While admitting that an earlier day with a high of

“This is your last warning,” dad recently said, and it didn’t sound like he was joking. “I’m not going to tell you again.” According to dad, if you don’t stop what you’re doing immediately, it’s going to be bad news. “You better stop…or else,” he clarified. “So shape up!” Despite the “final” warning, you actually

More than two thirds of all dads in America are “just resting their eyes” at the moment. According to those dads, they are also not asleep. “Huh?! What, don’t change that channel!” Ray Benson, 45, remarked when his kids tried to take the remote from him as he napped on the couch. According to family

During a routine family dinner, local dad Aaron Reynolds announced confidently to his two high school-aged sons that he “feels like arm wrestling tonight.” “Who’s in?” he added. Reynolds, who drank a beer with his dinner but otherwise was of a sober and normal state of mind, then dramatically sat down at the table, rolling