Maybe dad is just a little nostalgic and grumpy but, with the unrest facing the NFL these days, wouldn’t it be nice and calming if head coaches went back to wearing suits, hats and overcoats on the sideline? Dignified leadership! It’s getting tiresome seeing grown men dressed like fans who maxed out their credit cards
Ah, Thanksgiving, the first and goal day of the holiday feasting season! With giant growth hormone-infused turkeys a-cookin’ and pies cooling on every window sill, it’s no time to dwell on concussions or Cutlers, just get eatin’ (but don’t forget to douse dad with a Gatorade bucket full of gravy after he carves that bird).
Yee Haw, we got us a classic owner vs. commissioner fight going: Jerry Jones in one corner vs. Roger Goodell, duking it out old school. Why is this good, you might ask? Well, with ratings struggling lately, this is just what the league needs. Back when dad was a kid, only a few thousand people
Upon further review, it’s time for replay to go away. We’ve reached the point where any half in the bag dad on his recliner is better at identifying a catch than the blind zebras (on the field or in the booth). A receiver runs through the end zone, signs the ball for a sick kid,
Holy cow, this Tom Brady is on a workout and diet regime that has him thinking he can play until he’s 50. Look Tommy, we don’t care how super you feel now chugging electrolyte infused avocado ice cream smoothies and doing inverse resistance stretching cycles, in a couple of years or so your inner dad