Oh No, Local Dad Just Put On His Caroling Santa Hat

November 25, 2017

Sources are warning that local dad Henry Lunman has been seen wearing a Santa Claus hat, which means that the father of three clearly is planning on Christmas caroling around the neighborhood, much to his children’s horror.

Lunman, who put on the hat early in the morning on the Saturday after Thanksgiving, has been known to exclusively wear this hat when rounding up the rest of the family to go caroling, which he does almost every other day during the holiday season.

Lunman’s children have been avoiding him ever since he started wearing the hat, fearing the awkwardness of spending thirty minutes singing Christmas songs to nearby houses, but they admit that with the Santa hat on, it’s just a matter of time. When asked what songs are likely to be sung now that the caroling hat is out, his son Jackson, 15, simply said, “all of them,” with a frown.