“I Can Fix This” Says Dad Inside Car That’s Currently On Fire

August 4, 2017

After what was described as a “love tap” by local dad Jason Anderson, the father of three continues to insist that he can “fix” the damage made to his Honda Civic, which currently is in flames.

“I’ve dealt with worse,” Anderson was overheard saying as he told his family that “a little heat never hurt anyone” and that they shouldn’t call the fire department because “those clowns don’t know what they’re doing.”

“Don’t worry, this is nothing,” Anderson then told his family. “I got a tool set in the trunk, no need to deal with any mechanics, those guys are rip-off artists.”

As his family frantically fled the burning vehicle, Anderson was last seen trying to figure out which, if any, Allen wrench he should use for this “fixer-upper” project.