Neighborhood Rocked As Local Dad Suggests Guns N’ Roses Just Okay

July 12, 2017

In breaking news that has rocked the close-knit suburban community of Arvada, Colorado, local dad Keith Anders has admitted that he thinks Guns N’ Roses, the prominent 1980s hard rock band beloved by dads worldwide, is “just okay.”

“Sure, I mean, I like Appetite for Destruction, but I only really listen to ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ and ‘Sweet Child of Mine’ to be honest,” Anders told shocked neighbors at an annual Block Party. He continued, “They’re okay, but it’s not like they’re my favorite band or anything.”

Word has gotten out quickly about Anders viewpoint, with most dads saying they were “mortified” and a few were seen hunched in a corner, gently stroking a vinyl copy of G N’ R Lies and telling the album “everything is going to be fine.”

Local police say that as of now, there are no plans to charge Keith Anders with any formal crime, but that he better, “Tread lightly. And so help us, he better at least like KISS.”