Local Man Taking Two Years To Finish Bottle Of Bushmills

March 8, 2019

Reports out of Frankfort, Kentucky indicate that local man Eric Kranley has been slowly nursing the same bottle of Bushmills Black Bush for two years. Kranley, who claims to be “more of a beer guy,” purchased the bottle several years ago for a holiday party, and has only intermittently poured the occasional glass for himself since that point.

“I mean, it seems like it’s a pretty good whiskey I guess?” Kranley stated. “I’m not sure, I bought it so my brother-in-law could drink it a few years back, but there was still about three-quarters of the bottle left after the party, and I figured I might as well not let it go to waste.”

The bottle currently is residing in Kranley’s liquor cabinet, along with a three-year-old bottle of Absolut Mandarin and an unopened bottle of Johnny Walker that he once received as a gift.