Local Man Drops Everything To Watch Cable Showing Of Bloodsport

January 9, 2019

A productive Saturday afternoon was ruined when 34-year-old William Charles saw that the Jean-Claude Van Damme film Bloodsport was playing on TBS. While he was only planning on watching some TV while eating lunch, when he saw that the 1988 martial arts film had just begun, he resigned himself to spending most of the day watching the film, which he insists to his friends is a “classic.”

“Oh no. There goes my Saturday,” Charles muttered to himself as he went through his cable’s channel guide. “Oh yeah, definitely not getting anything done,” he added when he saw that an encore presentation of the film would be immediately following. “Guess it’s just a lazy Saturday with me and JCVD,” he sighed to no one in particular.

Charles is confident he will be able to run most of his planned errands on Sunday, though he did point out that if the Sylvester Stallone film Over the Top is on, he may have to push his plans back to next weekend.