Incorrect Man “Definitely” Knows Best Pizza Place In Town

December 4, 2018

When Robert Johnson casually asked his coworkers where to find the best pizza in town, impressively incorrect man Alex Sanders was the first to vocally be wrong about his pizza selection.

Sanders, who legitimately thinks that Burger King fries taste better than McDonald’s fries, and insists that Star Wars Episode III is criminally underrated and might actually be the best of the franchise, launched into a monologue lauding a local establishment called Paula’s Pizza that currently has a 3-star rating on Yelp.

When his suggestion was met with skepticism, Sanders, who actually believes that all dogs are boys and all cats are girls, doubled down, insisting that those who disagreed with him were just “food snobs” and that while Paula’s Pizza was a “bit rough around the edges,” their sauce “is even better than Papa John’s, if you can believe it.”

Johnson eventually decided against the suggestion, instead looking up a list of the best local pizza places on Thrillist, which did not even bother to mention Paula’s Pizza at any point.