Dad Won’t Stop Talking About His $15 Digital Watch

September 5, 2018

After making a purchase at a local Shell gas station, Huntsville, Alabama father of four Steven Wallburn has been unable to stop telling family and friends about the “great deal” he got on his new $15 digital watch.

“I mean, you’d have to imagine just the battery for this thing costs 15 bucks, right?” Wallburn asked for the third time of the day. “And look, it has a stopwatch feature to it! That’s like, two things for the price of one! And at just $15? How do they even make a profit on this baby?”

His family was quick to point out that, while they were tired of hearing about the price of the watch, it at least was better than the time he managed to find a wallet online that only cost him $5.