Dad Can Explain Why He Needs To Own 4 Different Hammers

July 25, 2018

According to family members, Mark Brians of Dayton, Ohio, has and uses four different hammers for his house projects. While no one quite understands why he needs so many hammers, Brians insists that he “can explain” the reason for owning so many hammers, including two that are the exact make and model.

“Listen, different hammers do different things, like, for woodworking, or…hammering. It’s all very technical, but I need them,” Brians stated when pressed about his multiple hammers.

Brians later doubled down on his claim, saying, “I mean, I use them all, so it’s not like I have any extra hammers. Do you? Have any extras? Because I could use a few more hammers if we’re being honest.”