“That Looks Ready To Be Flipped,” Says Presumptuous Neighbor At BBQ

July 6, 2018

In a shocking breach of protocol and basic decorum, the nosy and presumptuous neighbor of Johnathan Franks has dared to tell him “that looks ready to be flipped” in reference to the hamburgers Franks was grilling for a barbecue he was hosting. Franks somehow managed to keep his cool and calmly respond by saying, “No, I think it could use a few more minutes.”

Internally, he was seething, however.

“I mean, the gall of this guy,” Franks would later say. “Who does he think I am, some schlub that doesn’t know when a burger needs to be flipped? I know when to flip my own dang burgers.”

Sources indicate that the neighbor, who will not be named as he has not officially been charged with a crime, will no longer be invited to local gatherings that involve grilling.