Nation’s Dads Officially Announce Start Of Hammock Season

May 15, 2018

With spring in full swing and summer just around the corner, dads across the nation have announced the beginning of Hammock Season.

Hammock Season, which typically runs from May until September, is largely believed to be one of the most important seasons for dads, along with Sandals With Socks Season, Watching the Thermostat Season, and, of course, Lawn Mowing Season.

Dads nationwide plan to celebrate the season by grabbing a book and a cold beer and spending some time this weekend lounging out on the hammock. They will continue to do this every Sunday for the rest of the season, weather permitting.

One local dad emphasized the importance of the season, saying, “Hammock Season is a time when dads can sit back and relax, and just…oh crap, did I actually leave my hammock up all winter? Shoot, I did, didn’t I? Eh, whatever, it’s still fine I’m sure.”