Local Dad Teaches 3-Year-Old Son How To Shave

May 1, 2018

Swearing he sees some “peach fuzz” on the face of his first-born child, 38-year-old dad Jacob Pressley has taken it upon himself to teach his 3-year-old son how to shave. “Teaching your son how to shave is an important bonding experience,” Pressley told reporters. “And honestly, I think Caleb is more than ready to learn how to shave, like a man.”

Pressley’s son, Caleb, expressed reservations with the lessons, saying things like, “Ouch, sharp!” and, “Can I watch Fireman Sam instead?”

Despite this, Pressley remains confident that Caleb will master the act well ahead of any of his classmates. “Until he decides he wants to grow out a beard, I’m going to make sure Caleb has the smoothest shave of anyone in his pre-school class,” he remarked while trying, unsuccessfully, to teach his son how to properly use a Barbasol can.