Dad Really Passionate About Avoiding Smudges On Bathroom Mirror

April 25, 2018

Reports have surfaced that Richmond, Virginia father-of-three Charley Winters has recently taken it upon himself to ensure that the bathroom mirror never gets smudged.

After a particularly vigorous bathroom cleaning session, Winters has been seen guarding the mirror, blurting out statements like, “Don’t smudge that!” and “I just Windexed that, Colin” to the rest of the family whenever they use the bathroom.

Winters, who bragged that he cleaned the mirror so well “you could eat off it,” has also been overheard shouting, “If you take a shower, so help me, wipe the steam off with a towel not your hands, people” on several occasions. It’s expected that his obsession with the mirror’s cleanliness will last until next week, when his in-laws will finally be leaving town.