Dad Way Too Excited To Break Out Snow Blower After Storm

December 14, 2017

After a recent snowstorm left seven inches of snow in Madison, Wisconsin, neighbors have reported that 48-year-old father-of-two Jonathan Franklin has been “way too excited” at the prospect of taking his snow blower out from the garage. His daughter Chloe told reporters, “It’s twisted. It’s like 15 degrees outside, and he’s all ‘oh goody I get to take out Georgine.'”

Franklin, who apparently has given his snowblower the name of Georgine, has been known to take out the snowblower after even the lightest snowfalls that could very easily be cleared with a few minutes of shoveling. When asked about his snow-blowing habit, Franklin shrugged and said, “What can I say? I like to make Georgine purr.”

Immediately after making this statement, Chloe was overhead shouting, “Eww, dad, gross!”