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Dad Plans To Treat Self On Father’s Day By Mowing Lawn Twice

  • June 10, 2021

Local father of two Richard McClellan recently announced to his family that he has decided to “treat himself” this Father’s Day by mowing the lawn twice.

McClellan, who previously had gifted himself a new lawn mower for Christmas, told reporters, “I mean, if it’s my day right? And getting two lawn mows in sounds about twice as good as just doing one.”

McClellan added that he plans to space out his mows, with one early in the morning, and one later in the afternoon.

When asked if he had any backup plans, in case of inclement weather, he replied, “Well, if it’s raining I suppose I can just watch some baseball and take a nap.”


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