It’s been reported that 31-year-old Kansas City resident Charles Tyson currently has six distinct types of mustard in his fridge.
When reached for comment, Tyson replied, “Let me check the fridge. Yup, let’s see, I got yellow, there’s dijon, some spicy brown mustard, honey mustard, of course, some whole grain mustard, and…I don’t know what this last one is, but it’s definitely some kind of mustard.”
Despite the incredible volume of mustard in his home, Tyson admitted that he’s pretty sure the last time he’s actually purchased any mustard was, “Probably two years ago.”