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Man Decides 13 Pizza Bagels Count As Dinner

  • February 18, 2021

After eating his 13th pizza bagel of the day, 29-year-old Cincinnati resident Howard Brandois has decided that the microwaved snacks will count as his dinner for the night.

“Well, at first I just felt like snacking on some pizza bagels. But after nuking a few batches, I started feeling a little full. So, after number 13, I figured, yeah that’s good enough for dinner.”

While Brandois admits it’s not the healthiest dinner, he also insists it’s not the laziest dinner he’s had. That title belongs to the evening when his supper was two dozen string cheeses.


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