Local Dad Almost Fell Only Five Times Cleaning Gutters
While cleaning out his gutters over the weekend, local father of three Dan Williamson managed to almost fall and suffer grave injuries only five times throughout the three-hour ordeal.
“Honestly, I felt pretty safe up there today,” Williamson stated, despite at one point wobbling on his ladder and only saving himself by catching the edge of the roof before he could fall. “Normally it can get a little dicey up there, but it definitely went pretty smoothly today.”
Williamson has plenty of disposable income to pay professionals to clean out his gutters, but he insists on doing it himself, saying, “It’ll save some bucks. Besides, what’s the worst that could happen?”
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