As spring has finally arrived, and with most Americans spending much of their time at home, local dad Aaron Francis has already mowed his lawn five times this week.
“Well, first I mowed it because I hadn’t mowed for a bit, and it was a nice day,” Francis told reporters. “The second time, I realized that the lines I had were just a bit crooked. I could do better. The third and fourth times, I don’t even remember doing those. And, well, the fifth time, I was just bored.”
During this same stretch, Francis also managed to find and pull out every weed in his garden and lawn, plant dozens of flowers and vegetables, and trimmed all of his hedges. “Needless to say, my lawn is going to be in pretty good shape by summertime.”