Man Hasn’t Put On Pants In 11 Days
John Frinkley, a 29-year-old data analyst from Brooklyn, recently announced he has not put on pants in the past 11 days, due to his mandate to work from home and appropriately shelter-in-place.
“Yeah, I mean, I keep thinking that today might be the day that I wear something more than just boxers,” Frinkley told reporters via FaceTime. “But then I just start binging through my re-watch of Game of Thrones while getting work done, and next thing I know, it’s night.”
Frinkley has indicated that he might be open to putting on pants at some point down the line, though only if he really needs to go on a grocery run.
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