While working on a homeschool curriculum for his 14-year-old son, local dad Jerry Schwartz has decided that the most important topic he will cover will be general lawn maintenance.
“Yeah, I know the school told us we should cover things like history, math, science, all that stuff,” Schwartz told reporters while settling close to his web camera during a ZOOM session with reporters. “But what’s more important than making sure that your lawn is well maintained and properly mowed?”
Schwartz originally planned on focusing 80% of his curriculum on the topic, before his wife’s intervention lessened the amount of mowing classes to a single hour per week.