Breaking News: Dad Downs 7th Cup Of Coffee Before Noon
52-year-old Jack Benson was recently spotted drinking his seventh cup of coffee before lunch, according to his coworkers.
“The guy is like some kind of caffeine machine,” said fellow car parts salesman Jeff Gribbs. “It doesn’t even seem to affect him. Sure, he’s a bit quick-tempered but that’s just how Jack is.”
When asked why he drank so much coffee, Benson merely shrugged and said “It’s a free country.” Coincidentally, the coffee at work is also free. The office manager estimates that Benson costs the company roughly $15 per day in coffee beans.
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