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Man Buys Single Hot Pocket In Saddest Grocery Run Ever

  • November 20, 2019

Jim Sanders, a 26-year-old Omaha, Nebraska resident, has been spotted going to a grocery store for the sole purpose of buying a single packet of Hot Pockets.

Sanders chose the Pepperoni Pizza variety for what has been deemed by many as the most depressing grocery store run of all time.

“Well, I mean, I got home and saw that I was out of any frozen meals, and didn’t feel like cooking,” Sanders told reporters, several of whom started tearing up out of sadness.

“But my paycheck isn’t coming in till Friday, so I figured no need to do a full grocery run, the Hot Pocket is fine.”

According to sources, it is the most depressing purchase ever made at the local Hy-Vee, narrowly defeating an earlier trip made by Sanders in which he bought a single Capri Sun and a Lunchables on a Tuesday night.


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