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Man Somehow Manages to Eat Entire Order of Fried Rice

  • October 10, 2019

In a remarkable feat of perseverance and grit, 25-year-old Sean Littleton shocked patrons and staff at Sixty-Seven Chinese Express by eating an entire order of fried rice, by himself, in one sitting.

“I’ve never seen anything like it,” one customer remarked. “Like, when he ordered that fried rice, I assumed he’d do what we all do—eat most of it, then realize that there’s still so much rice, and finish when he was full. I mean, I’ve seen some people almost eat the whole order, but he literally cleaned the plate. It was superhuman.”

When asked about his impressive achievement, Littleton simply replied, “Can I get back to you on that? I need to go take a nap.”


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