Multiple reports out of Des Moines, Iowa indicate that local resident Jonathan Rivers, 27, has a fridge mostly stocked with just beer and cheese.
While Rivers does have non-dairy and non-alcoholic options at his disposal, such as condiments and a single container of Chinese takeout from last Tuesday, the vast majority of space is taken up by a 30-pack of Icehouse, various six-packs of beer, and a drawer full of string cheese.
Rivers justified his grocery shopping habits by stating, “Hey, listen, I entertain a lot, so really cheese for snacking and beer for sharing with my friends is all I really need.”
Later that day, upon returning from a restaurant with leftovers, Rivers proceeded to drink three Coors Lights in order to clear some room in the fridge.