Man Refers To Every Other Driver On Road As ‘Pal’

April 8, 2019

During a particularly frustrating rush hour drive home, 34-year-old Andrew Smith started referring to every other driver on the road as “pal.”

“Oh Jeeze, nice blinker pal!” the visibly frustrated accountant shouted at a Kia that just cut him off. “Oh yeah, sure pal, no need to catch up to the car in front of you, right?” he added, referring to a lolly gagging Ford Focus.

“Look at this guy,” he exclaimed at one point, despite the fact that he was alone in the car, “Come on pal, we got places to be! Yeah, real nice driving there pal, Ugh!”

While he called everyone on the road “pal,” he would also occasionally refer to these drivers as “buddy,” “dude,” and, “seriously, guy?”