After carefully considering his options while surveying his meal, 31-year-old Dennis Jackson has decided that he, in fact, would like to put some more ketchup on that.
“It was a tough decision to make,” Jackson admitted. “I mean, I already put some ketchup on it, you know? But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that, honestly? I kind of would like more ketchup on that.”
While he admits that it probably would have been fine with the amount of ketchup already on it, Jackson felt that it couldn’t hurt to put some more ketchup on it, just to be safe.
“I mean, you can never have too much ketchup,” Jackson shrugged before returning to his meal.