Dad Smushes Spider, Won’t Stop Bragging About It

April 8, 2019

Shortly after stepping on a spider found in the house, local dad Brent Siller began bragging about his deed. Now, several days later, this 42-year-old father of two simply won’t shut up about it.

“Yeah, it’s getting really annoying,” his 14-year-old son Parker reported. “Like, he keeps saying stuff like ‘watch out, there might be another spider you all will need me to take care of’ and ‘don’t worry, the spider-squishing dad is here in case you guys get scared.’ It’s not like we even asked him to kill the spider, he found it himself and stepped on it.”

Siller’s family is quick to note that this is not an isolated incident, and while it is frustrating, it’s far less obnoxious than last year’s “silverfish in the bathtub” situation.