Neighbors Nearly Get Into Fistfight Over Lawn Mowing Techniques

March 23, 2019

Tensions ran high this week as neighbors Brad Katz, 46, and Stewart Kendall, 53, found themselves in a heated exchange over proper lawn mowing techniques, at one point nearly coming to blows.

The argument started with an innocent statement by Katz noting that Kendall was not using a mulch bag, even though it had rained the previous day. From there, it spiraled rapidly, covering such topics as lawn patterns and approaches to trimming.

Nearby residents became aware of this intense debate when they overheard Katz shouting at the top of his lungs about the proper height setting for push mower in the early spring, with Kendall responding back, “Oh you would think that, your lawn is pure garbage.”

Many believe this is the worst they have seen the two men’s relationship deteriorate, though many note that this was inevitable ever since Katz purchased the exact same riding mower that Kendall uses.