Man Disgusted To See Neighbor Using Electric Lawn Mower

February 12, 2019

Multiple reports out of Whitefish, Wisconsin indicate that Lance Binsky’s neighbor has recently purchased an electric lawn mower, much to the disgust of the 43-year-old resident.

“I mean, an electric lawnmower? Can you believe it? It’s like he has no sense of pride at all,” Binsky was heard complaining. “Look at it, it’s got a cord dragging behind it and everything, that’s just pathetic. Get a gasoline mower like a real man.

While he is appropriately mortified, Binsky is not altogether surprised at his neighbor’s choice in lawn care. “I mean, the man doesn’t even have a grill.”