Man Considers Taco Bell To Be International Cuisine

February 27, 2019

Much to the confusion and concern of his friends and family, 28-year-old Chad Brimsley apparently considers the fast food chain Taco Bell “international cuisine.”

“Yeah, it’s a bit worrisome,” his roommate told reporters. “Like, when people ask him what kind of restaurants he likes, he’ll be like ‘oh, you know mostly burger and hot dog places, though I do like some international cuisine every now and then.’ But he’s just referring to 2AM visits to Taco Bell. We keep telling him it was founded in California, but he insists it’s ‘foreign.'”

Taco Bell is not the only chain that Brimsley incorrectly refers to as “international cuisine.” He has long assumed that Sbarro is from New York, and claims Panda Express is “too exotic” for his taste.