Group Of Dads Fantasize About Pulling A Heist

February 11, 2019

Just two beers into their monthly night hanging out at the local bar, a group of dads began talking about “how cool” it would be to “pull a heist.”

“Obviously, we would never do it, but man, wouldn’t it be awesome to rob a bank? Or like a casino or something?” asked 45-year-old Jake Denton. “That would be so cool.”

They even strategized who would do what job.

“Bill works construction, so he’d be the guy cracking the vault…more likely blowing it open!” said Denton. “And with Geoff’s computer skills, he’d have to find a way to cover our tracks digitally…”

The dads spent a good 30 minutes on the plan, before the conversation turned to lawn care.