Friend Totally Has “The Best Idea Ever” For A Bar

February 19, 2019

While catching up with his old college roommate, George Frederick, 29, declared that he totally had the best idea for a bar and that “we should totally go in on this together.” Frederick, whose bar will include “like 20 beers on tap, and a bunch of super high end whiskeys” was adamant that his idea was super unique, unlike any bar you’ve been to before.

Frederick further clarified, “Okay so we’ll serve food, right? Like, you know those drunk nachos you made Junior year all the time? That can be on the menu! And instead of a jukebox, we’ll have an old Boom Box from the 90s and customers can just pick what CDs they want to play. It’ll be all retro and stuff!”

This is not the first time Frederick, who has no experience managing or even working in the service industry, has expressed a desire to open up some sort of drinking establishment with a friend of his. However, being only three beers into the evening, it is the most sober he has been while doing so.