Dad Keeps Using The Word “Lit” Wrong

February 12, 2019

According to his teenage children, local dad Jonathan Sanders has recently been using the word “lit” in conversation at an alarming rate. This is proving to be doubly frustrating as it has become apparent that Sanders has absolutely know idea what the word means.

“Hey kids, keeping it lit up today?” Sanders was recently heard saying at the breakfast table. “I know how you guys like to make things lit, hopefully everything ends up nice and lit for you both.”

As bad as his current obsession with the word “lit” might be, it thankfully is nowhere near as bad as the week he kept trying to use the word “turnt.”