Man Only Dances At Weddings (That Have Open Bars)

January 15, 2019

29-year-old Jackson Saunders has officially declared that while he does not particularly enjoy dancing, he will make an exception to dance at weddings, so long as the weddings also have an open bar. Saunders expressed frustration with bars and clubs that promote dancing, saying that he prefers a more quiet establishment where he can sip a beer and hold a conversation, but added that dancing at a wedding is a different matter entirely.

That is, so long as there are copious amounts of free-flowing alcohol for him to imbibe.

“Yeah, I mean, I’ll dance at weddings, sure,” he stated, before adding, “You know, so long as there’s an open bar.”

Saunders also made a point to add that he never talks politics, unless he’s at his uncle’s house for the holidays and has been sampling his whiskey collection.