“Did They Have To Find The Cow?” Asks Customer Hated By Waitress

January 7, 2019

Donald Freeland, a customer at a local bistro, has been overheard sarcastically asking the waitstaff if “they had to find the cow” after waiting 15 minutes for his steak, solidifying his position as being the most hated patron in the restaurant by the entire staff.

“Did you have to slaughter it, too? Ha ha, get it? Because it took so long for the steak to come out,” he asked his waitress, who politely smiled and laughed despite despising Freeland with all of her being. “I’m just kidding, of course,” he added as his waitress tried desperately not to roll her eyes.

This is not the only establishment where Freeland is despised by the staff, as he often is heard saying, “Oh, my credit card isn’t scanning? That must mean it’s free” at the grocery store, while often asking his local barista when “her shift gets out.”