During their semi-annual Dad Tribunal, a majority of the nation’s dads agreed: You can’t fix stupid.
“Look, you can fix just about anything with the right set of tools,” said spokesdad Ken Benton. “Unfortunately, the one thing you can’t fix is stupid.”
Stupid comes in many forms, claims the group of fathers.
“Maybe you want to get a tattoo of your girlfriend’s name on your chest. That’s stupid,” said Benton. “And even though you can have it painfully removed once you break up for the third time, you can’t ever really fix the fact you were stupid enough to get the tattoo in the first place. You also can’t fix someone who has eight beers and falls off the patio deck and breaks their arm. You just can’t fix that! Eating a Tide pod? There isn’t a tool in the world that can repair that level of stupidity.”
According to the group, the jury is still out on whether you can fix lazy or dumb.