Wondering “when it will all end,” Chicago native Bob Benson was forced by his wife to watch his 7th holiday movie on Lifetime this season.
“Wait, or was it Hallmark?” he wondered. “I mean how many movies about a woman going back to a small town for the holidays are there? I also saw the one where the nutcracker doll comes to life and then of course the one where they go to Belgravia for a cookie competition. Belgravia!”
According to sources, Benson has also seen holiday non-classics like A Christmas Arrangement, Every Other Holiday and Christmas Harmony.
Benson’s wife, Judy, claims he is just complaining to cover up how much he likes the movies.
“He says he hates them, but he always makes it to the end,” she said. “Sure, he’s pretty drunk by then, but that’s not the point.”
As for his favorite holiday movies, Benson says he’s still trying to convince his wife Die Hard even IS a Christmas movie.